A pretty drawing perhaps, but we need Facts! Enough of this inky procrastination, it’s time to get to the bottom of all this burning, sprouting, smoking, trumpeting, inky mess! This is your chance, dear reader, to make Snarkian history …
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I was going to vote for 'Tuberculosis, Tichbourne Claimant, etc' forty-two times, whilst wearing a Lewis Carroll wig and suit, by way of Snarkifying the poll result. But then I thought that wouldn't be fair, so I only vote once. But the vote was a Boojum, you see.
ReplyDeleteAlso: I was disappointed that you didn't include 'Cows' as one of your voting options.
Vote early and vote often, as they say.
ReplyDeleteHenry Cow, you must mean. I should have also included "belgium" and the square root of negative one but I was in a hurry.